x. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? The matrix: reloaded, it should ahve been so much more...
x. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? I'd get breast implants, that way I can have all the b00bies I want, when I want :D
x. Do you have a completely irrational fear? Fear? naaah, I'd have to be paranoid of something to fear it, and I'm not paranoid, no sirree, not me, heh heh heh, not paranoid at all *takes out gun* are you looking at me?
x. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment? Perhaps the part where I take out the gun/sword/small bomb
x. Are you a pyromaniac? Depends, there's a few thing's I'd like to do with candles and hot wax, preferably with a hot woman...
x. Do you have too many love interests? I have one, and she's enough.....animals don't count....
x. Do you know anyone famous? I know a guy that was on local TV once
x. Describe your bed: er....you can sleep on it....
x. Spontaneous or plan? I plan to be spontaneous
x. Do you know how to play poker? Yes, you get a stick and a woman and you prod the woman with the stick
x. What do you carry with you at all times? my balls, don't really have much choice
x. What do you miss most about being little? Getting away with everything
x. Are you happy with your given name? Can't complain
x. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? How much is a flight to london?
x. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? pfft
x. Do transient, homeless, or starving people bother you? Bums are the coolest people on the planet
x. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Yes, but then I realise I'm being bigheaded and that makes me a bastard, but at least I'm a nice bastard
x. Do you spend more time with your
x. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? Raise the dead
x. What is your ideal marriage location? Don't really care as long as it's with the woman I love
x. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? none
x. Favorite fabric? ermm.......does latex count?
x. Something you love and hate? Love Michelle, hate Farewells
x. What kind of bedding do you use? Stained ones....
x. What's the one language you want to learn? Machine code, the language of the Machine...
x. Have you ever pierced your body parts? Possibly, while fucking around with the knife/sword, but not intentionally
x. Do you have tattoos? Not that I know of...
x. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if confronted? Look at what I said I would get done, it would be kinda hard to deny it...
x. Do you drive stick? I can not and will not ever drive
x. What's one trait you hate in a person? Thinking someone is worse or "lower" than you
x. What kind of watch(es) do you wear? A digital one...and who the fuck wears more than one watch?
x. Most frivolous purchase? I don't think I've ever bought something that ISN'T frivolous
x. Do you consider yourself materialistic? Kinda, I really wany a new PC as this one pisses me off a lot cuz it's so slow, but apart from that one thing, I really don't want much anything else
x. What do you cook the best? Toast. My toast is perfect. Better than perfect, it's the best one-sided toast you'll ever taste. If you like taost that is toasted on one side that is...
x. Favorite writing instrument? Writing? Screw writing, TYPING is the shit
x. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? I stand out anyway
x. What kind of books do you like to read? Does porn count?
x. If you won the lottery, what would you do? Spend money?
x. What's one thing you're a sore loser at? Duno
x. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? I tell them I don't like them and to fuck off....
x. Do you cry in front of friends? No, I don't cry much...
x. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? That I'm either insane or a total geek
x. What's one thing you like to do alone? *points to porn then points to tissues*
x. Are you a giver or a taker? We take turns;)
x. When's the last time you cried? That information is classified
x. Favorite communication method? MSN, it's better than smelly AIM....
x. How many drinks before you're tipsy? I had one glass of wine when I was 8 and was completely pissed. I don't drink, so I would get drunk really easily.
x. Favorite kind of porn? You really do not want to know, it involves a lot of freaky stuff...
x. Do you ever have to beg? Not really, begging doesn't achieve much...
x. How often do you have sex? *shrugs* depends what you count as sex...
x. Have you ever done any illegal drugs? nope
x. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Well they tend to get a bit jealous of my enourmous.....er.................................
x. What's the most painful experience you've ever had? *shrugs* Probably some blocked out childhood memory of my mum going crazy.....bitch
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