I've been telling you for years.....

Nozzy: Holy fuck no this isnt happening again
Nozzy: im gonna get dumped again
Kushan: from the way you were acting, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner
Nozzy: I jsut got dmped
Kushan: ^
Nozzy: thats it, screw girls
Kushan: You want my advice?
Kushan: Stay away from relationships for about 6 monhts
Kushan: months*
Kushan: Because lets face it, when in one, you didn't want it, but when not in one, you did
Nozzy: Kushan this girl was...ugh. She did all the things i wanted a girl to do when they were with me
Nozzy: How come it always hurts sobad
Kushan: right see once again you're not listening to me
Kushan: so I'm gonna go on and talk about lamp posts while you ignore me
Kushan: lamp posts are usually made of a steel composite
Nozzy: no im being serious
Kushan: this is unfortunate as any vehicles that him them are often destroyed
Nozzy: im not gonna wait 6 months, i jsut give up
Kushan: with a fatal outcome
Kushan: new ones have been made out of aluminium and plastics
Kushan: these are better as they absorb more of the impact
Kushan: they also bend, collapsing over the car or vehicle
Kushan: this means that about 5% of the previous force is all that hits the front of the vehicle
Kushan: you could drive into one with just a seatbelt and walk away unhurt
Kushan: which reminds me, you should always wear a seatbelt
Kushan: invented by the sweedish, they deliberately didn't patent it for the good of the world
Kushan: it was their "gift"
Kushan: now they're common in all automobiles
Kushan: just like CD players
Kushan: and soon GPS
Kushan: Global Positioning Systems can triangulate your position from anywhre on the planet
Kushan: the network of satillites means that there is always at least 3 of them in the sky at any one time and at any point on the planet
Nozzy: o kstop
Nozzy: seriosuly im goign through it again
Kushan: the little reciever sends out a signal to the 3 and they send one back
Kushan: by calculating the time it takes for each signal to return, similar to a ping, you can figure out where you are
Kushan: the sattilites then send down the information you need
Kushan: sattilites have been around since the 1950's, when the Russian's launched "Sputnik"
Kushan: you've probably heard of it
Kushan: it set off the whole space race
Kushan: after that victory and as well as getting the first human into space, the Russians were ahead
Kushan: the americans couldn't have that humiliation again
Kushan: so JFK gave NASA a blank cheque with the aim of getting the first man onto the moon
Kushan: and it worked
Kushan: Apollo 11 successfully landed on the moon in 1969
Kushan: Speaking of Space and blank cheques, the americans spent millions designing a pen that would work in zero gravity
Kushan: the Russians used pencils
Kushan: another blow to capitalism
Kushan: and a victory to the soviet Union
Kushan: and that's why Lamp posts are communist
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