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Thursday 6 May 2004

That is one heartless rat....

More on that later.
Today was quite eventful.
To start off, on the journey to school, some random guy got on the bus and started shouting at the bus driver, threatening to "do his knees in" for not stopping a few stops back where the mans son was. Aparantly. He then shouted something along the lines of "My son has been late 4 times this year because of cunts like you". Now, couple of points about this, for one, he's threatening grievous bodily harm to a driver for driving past someone he probably just didn't see. Another point was that this occurd at about 9:05, so even if the kid had gotton the bus, he would have been late anyway!
Tard.
More interesting news on the events of last saturday. Not for me of course, but for the many people in my year that went on a b00ze up.
See, basically a lot of them got so pissed, they decided to well...piss all over the kitchen of whatever place they were at. And someone, using the school's video camera no less, decided to film this event, Knobs included.
Now, if that wasn't bad enough, said person took the tape into school to show people.
To make it worse, a teacher caught him with it.
And now he has to get counseling. For being a dirty fucker.
Oooo, Rambo made a tit out of himself again. In front of some south africans too.
See, for some reason, there's these 2 south african people in to talk to us about South Africa, which is somehow related to business studies, I don't know how, but it is.
So rambo, being the retard that he is, decided that he wanted to look big and clever in front of them by trying to prove us all wrong, it went something like this:

Rambo Pupils

"Boys, how long are your first 2 exams?"
"An hour each"
"No they're not"
"Err"
"They're an hour and a half each, you boys need to stay on track of things!"
"Sir, it says on the board right behind you, one hour per exam"
"errrrrr...."

Then later in the day, we cut up a rat, that was pretty cool. I wont go into details cuz of the more squeamish of you out there *cough*Michelle*cough*.
Good shit all around.

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