Ugh...I'm a retard

Didn't do fuck all of interest today, except sulk. I'm a retard, I did something incredibly stupid last night and now I feel like such a dumbass. I don't know why I did what I did, I just did it not realizing what would happen. I do shit like that all the time, and that was the most stupid thing I've done yet, and I'll probably do it again, which is really pissing me off. Ugh. Oh and Tox, I didn't do it, I couldn't go through with it, sorry, I just couldn't do it.
Screw you all, I feel like shit, leave me alone for a while, or I'll do something stupid again...

Pr0n r0x0rs my c0x0rs!

Believe it or not, Michelle actually said that about me....
*Looks around*
Ok, good, she's gone off to bed now, I get peace to update my journal, hehe, nah, I'm kidding, she's always great, even at like 3:45 when most people get bitchy...
Anyhoo...
Lets see here, quite a lot happened today. Some little fucktard broke the window on my Dad's car in the middle of the night, so that pissed him off, but it's no big deal, he doesn't use the car at all anyway, it's more of a inconvenience than anything else.
Then, as part of fixing up the spare room, my dad went to install another light fitting thing, the last time he attempted something like this, he blew every fuse in the house...
Heh, just about everything went wrong, screws didn't fit, wires were too fat, wires weren't long enough and to top it all off, he was missing some sort of bracket thing, meaning he couldn't finish the Job, meaning we were without lights for the night. Not to worry, mains plugs were still on, but no lighting was available, so when it got dark, boy did I have fun, trying to navigate my way around, even taking a piss was a pain in the ass. Also, the only form of torch I had was a Star wars Lightsabre thing. Do you know what it's like navigating your way around a house full of crap while also trying to find the Bog (toilet) with a lightsabre? It's no easy task. And I really did my leg in when I tripped over my schoolbag. And they say school's good for you...
Tox sent me some weird cartoon pics, of like some guy having sex with a 1/2 horse 1/2 human thing, to say the least, it was pretty fucked up. I told Michelle about it and she asked to see it, when I showed her it, she made me go and get more....
My ASCII skills are much better now, especially since I can now do COLOUR ones:D
Here are my 2 favorites so far:



Pretty cool, huh? Oh and they're GIF's so I could post them here and on forums and stuff, but I do have them as *.RTF files as well.
Well, I'm tired, I've prolly forgot to mention a whole bunch of other shit that happened today, but I don't care, I'm going to bed, good night.

Revenge is so sweet:D

Well, I just nagged Michelle to update her journal like she did to me on several occasions. Heh, now I know why she does it, it feels so good, hehe. But I gotta pay the price, untill I update mine, she gets to nag the hell out of me, so I guess I'd better start.
Anyway, on with my day.
My ICT teacher knows next to nothing about Computers, seriously, my cat (That handsome ginger fellow to the left) could teach better than he does. So just for a laff, me and a few other people were speaking in Geek, we were doing it properly, but then everyone else joined in by basically putting "0rs" on the end of most words, so it kind of went like this:

"Sir, t3h b0x0rs sux0rs" (This PC is shit)
"Uh...what?"
"T3h b0x0rs Fucking sux0rs!"
"What did you say"
"T3h b00x0rs is fucking Shitz0rs" (This text book is fucking shit)
"Eh?"
"Fux0rs this0rs" (Fuck this)
(It was at this point here my teacher went quiet and just watched as well all spoke like this for the rest of the class)
"j00 = pwned!"

Oh and the topic of discussion today in Biology was "Exploding diarrhea". Yes, we really did talk shit for nearly an hour. Everything's normal there, I guess...

Meanwhile, back at home, I got really bored and went venturing some freeware sites and I found a rather nifty program that converts pics to ASCII. See if you can see what this is (It helps to sit back):

Uhh...LJ doesn't seem to like my ASCII, so just download the txt file here: http://www.7of12.co.uk/kushan/look.txt

Well? Can you see it? First one to comment what it is gets a cookie (Except for anyone who I showed it to earlier). All I'm going to say is that if you're a regular reader, you will have seen it a lot;)
If you're curious about the pics that were disturbing me, go here: http://www.7of12.co.uk/piccies as you can see, some are pretty fucked up, others are ok, and in a strange way, some of them are actually quite good.
I kinda pissed off Michelle today (twice lol) but I think she forgives me, cuz she didn't threaten my nuts in any particular way, so that's good.
Anyway, I'm off to convert some more random pics (Most likely of naked girls;)), if I get any good results, I'll prolly post them here tomorrow. Figure out the pic yet?

I'm on a mission from God to prove how much of a bastard God is. Who wants to touch me?

Well, not much happened at school today. A friend of mine bought an SPV (REALLY expensive phone, as it's part Pocket PC, he even has Doom on it) and he was showing it off to everyone, but he made a big mistake, he put it in his Blazer pocket and then hung his Blazer on a chair in front of me. As a way of exerting revenge, I nicked it on him:D Don't worry, I gave it back to him at the end of the day, but it was so funny watching him shit his pants, he's only had the phone since monday, heh heh heh.
Got home to find Michelle sending me all these weird pics, some of which are scaring me in some way. Which reminds me, she's decided to start her own Journal, you can all mosey on over here to see it: http://www.livejournal.com/users/7of12/ or you can click the "friends" button to the right of this, where you'll also be able to see a few other people's Journals.
Later on, I started to clear out the old spare room in my house, I'm gonna do it up all nice and stick the PC in there so I get peace from my dad (Hurrah!). I've even been thinking of buying a mini-fridge for the room, just for the hell of it. It wont be done for a while, for several reasons, the main one being that I'm lazy:P
Apart from that, nothing special to report, tomorrow's Friday, meaning the weekend. During the summer, the weekend lost all meaning, but now that I'm back at school, I look forward to them agian...and I think we all know why^_^

Well....I feel kinda retarded....but in a good way (If that's possible)...

Today...was definitely a good day, for me at least. Remember when I was saying how everyone was having a shitty time last friday? Well, it appears that most people are now doing great. My friend, the one with the possible tumor, she got her results back and she's gonna be fine. Spinkychan was having a problem with a friend of hers, but she got that sorted (And then said something about an orgasm for no real reason:S). Another friend of mine, who's seeing some therapist cuz she has really low self esteem was in a really good mood today. Although, she went on for about 20mins as to how she'd like to make a porno movie with my cats...don't worry, I was thinking then the same thing you all are thinking now - That's one fucked up bitch...Whatever floats your boat I guess.
Heck, even Rambo (the Fascist teacher I get) was in a good mood today. And I also must include myself here, as it turns out, all that shit that was going through my head was for nothing, Michelle's just got something else on her mind lately, that's all (This is MY LJ, not hers, so I aint saying what it was, besides, I don't think she'd be too happy if I broadcasted her private life out to everyone) so, although I feel kinda bad for her (Which reminds me, Michelle, if you ever need to talk about anything, anything at all, I'm always be willing to listen, you know that), I can't help but feel good, finally I'll get a decent nights sleep! Hurrah!
Darkbade finally did a sig for me, here it is (If I don't fuck up the HTML, that is lol):
Thanks again, man!
So today was generally a good day for most people, especially me:D

Time will tell........

School was actually....kinda...fun...today, don't ask me why, but I'm starting to enjoy it a lot, which s good, I reckon it's because I personally picked the subjects I wanted to do, meaning no subjects which I really hate, like Maths or German (God I still shudder when I hear that word). I know the things I picked might not appeal to you lot, but I picked them because I'm either good at them and can pass them without even trying (Chemistry) or they interest me in some way (ICT, and maybe Biology..yes...I'm interested by the stuff we learn in Biology...blame it on Star Trek ^_^), I didn't pick any that are "good to have" or anything, all the ones I do I can handle with ease, for example, I could have done A-level maths and still passed, and it's a very useful one to have, but I'd need to...dare I say it...put effort in...*shock*
One of my teachers scared the hell out of me today, he was shouting at the class (No reason, he just was, he always does, he's one of those people that's always angry, in fact, his nickname is "Rambo" for that very reason) and he asked a question, everyone put there hand up but me, he stared at me and said "What's wrong with your arm!?" so I put it up and then he said "Good. This isn't a democracy, you know!" so I said "Fascist!" (I know, I'm asking for trouble:P) I was expecting him to explode, but instead he stopped for a second, smiled, looked at me and said "Fascist...I like that word, you'll do well in my class, I am a Fascist" then, he sat on the table and began talking to me, about random things, then he started arguing with me, he said I was disappointed with my results, I said I wasn't, then I started getting a little bitchy towards him about it, as in "How can you say that I'm disappointed in them, you barely know me, you can't judge how I would feel just because you would have liked better", and then he said "Are you mad at me? Was I too harsh?" and I'm like, sitting there wondering what the catch is, I mean, any time I've ever seen this guy before, he's always shouting, always trying to show who's boss, yet here I am, probably the most argumentative pupil he's ever got (I'm defiantly the only one to call him a Fascist:D) and he suddenly...likes me...what a fucked up guy....still havn't figured it out, heh, as If I wasn't confused enough these days...
My friend should be getting the results of her eye thing in about half an hours time, I wont find out untill tomorrow what's happening, I hope she's ok.
As for myself, I still feel like crap, things are still going around my head and I can't stop them, if only I had the courage to actually ask Michelle how she really feels about it all...oh well, I'm always telling people to stop thinking the worst, I guess I should listen to myself...

"You're perfectly entitled to be wrong"

Lets see, today was quite interesting, to say the least. I noticed something about school, every single teacher I get thinks that their subject is the hardest that I'll be doing. This is what I was told in each of my classes:
Biology - "Biology is the hardest A-Level you can do"
Chemestry - "Chemestry is vert complex, you have to work at it harder than any other subject"
I.C.T. - "More people fail ICT every year than in any other subject"
Business studdies - "Now boys, this is the most difficult subject I teach, it's very hard to pass"
So...um...what the hell? They can't ALL be right! I hate it when teachers needlessly try to scare you into cocentrating in class, the way I see it, just let the wasters waste away and give people like me who want to work an easier time (as well as an easier chance to get a better grade, if more people do badly, people like me get better grades:D) That might sound a bit harsh to you but it's because I've seen too many people with fancy degrees that really don't know jack shit about their Job and how to do it. For example, my dad used to work at this place, where they had highly paid engineers to maintain certain machinery, yet they knew fuck all about it, as it turns out, my Dad, who doesn't have some fancy degree and actually got paid only about 1/3 of what they earned knew more about it than they did. Enough about that, I'm just in a bad mood with myself.
My Biology teacher has a Real big head, he said this to us today "If you don't believe anything I teach you on account of religious beliefs, that's fine, you're entitled to be wrong", now THAT'S one hell of an ego, but the scary thing is...I think he's right:| I'm not a religious man, everyone knows that, in fact, if God does exist and hecame down and spoke to me, I'd end up going on a 2 hour rant as to why he's such a fuckwit and then I'd kick him in the nuts, jsut for being such a bastard.
This just isn't my week, but I aint the only one who's having problems, a good friend of mine (The one who said I should be a porn star lol) is gonig through hell right now, the optic nerves behind her eyes are swollen and the doctors think it's a Tumor....she gets the results of the tests they dd on her tomorrow...and I though I had problems...
Bad day, bad week, everything's just bad, going to bed to try and get some sleep, like that'll ever happen...