What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
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On	October 25, 2013
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An end to an era....

ok, so it's the end of easter holiday, but meh, same thing.
It was all good I suppose, had a nice relaxing break, oh and the other day, like 10mins after I updated,  an old friend added me to her MSN list, we hadn't spoken in like 5 or 6 months, her account got hacked or something and she only just got my e-mail again., it was good talking to her :)
Tomorrow school starts again, and boy is it gonna be boring as hell, but there's some careers thing on tuesday so I miss school for it, so that's good.
The exams are drawing nearer, I'm scared....

Bad Kitty!

Today nothing interesting happened....well, nothing interesting that I could tell you people:P
I noticed that recently several people have been using countdowns in their msn names, similar to the one I had for the countdown to my birthday (Which continued counting down for about 2 and a half weeks AFTER my birthday) so just for the hell of it, I'm gonna see if I can have a countdown for something from now on, at the moment, it's the days left the security dudes have to phone me to tell me if I have the job or not.
I got up at like 9am today, which is really unusual for me on a non school day, but I was told to, so it's not like I had a choice. I wonder what freedom is like, I ain't had it for so long, I don't even remember what it felt like....oh well, the Kinky sex is worth it...oops, let the kitty kat out of the bag there...oops there I go again....silly me......

Nozzy has 6 anuses?

Well the Job interview went better than expected, in fact, before it even began, it started off well as the guy read over my application form and the first thing he said was "ooo, I build PC's too"
Then he asked a few questions, which for some reason, I hadn't expected, call me stupid, but I honestly didn't prepare for any of these now seemingly obvious questions:

Note: Interviewer Me

"What's the first thing you would do on a site?"
"Check the perimeter, make sure it's secure, make a not of all the entrances and exits to the site"
"mmhmm *slight nod* Very good"
I shit you not, those were my exact words off the top of my head. That's what playing too many games does to you, especially ones like renegade....
"What would you do if you find someone on the site?"
"Confront them, make sure they have a legitimate reason to be there and if not, walk them to the exit"
He nods Again approvingly, seeming slightly....surprised too....
"Ok, and then what would you do if they got a bit angry or confrontational?"
"Phone the Police"
"Excellent answer, you've got it down, mate"

He seemed happy, I was secretly chuffed myself and the more I think back about it, the better my Answers seemed, and yes I am getting big-headed, but fuck I need this Job, I've spent hours looking around for the parts I'll use to build my super duper kickass PC....well actually, when I say I, I mean we, since Michelle has been there the whole time, making suggestions, arguing, changing plans...actually..it's not really my PC now, it's ours, or more specifically, hers.....

x. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? The matrix: reloaded, it should ahve been so much more...

x. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? I'd get breast implants, that way I can have all the b00bies I want, when I want :D

x. Do you have a completely irrational fear? Fear? naaah, I'd have to be paranoid of something to fear it, and I'm not paranoid, no sirree, not me, heh heh heh, not paranoid at all *takes out gun* are you looking at me?

x. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment? Perhaps the part where I take out the gun/sword/small bomb

x. Are you a pyromaniac? Depends, there's a few thing's I'd like to do with candles and hot wax, preferably with a hot woman...

x. Do you have too many love interests? I have one, and she's enough.....animals don't count....

x. Do you know anyone famous? I know a guy that was on local TV once

x. Describe your bed: er....you can sleep on it....

x. Spontaneous or plan? I plan to be spontaneous

x. Do you know how to play poker? Yes, you get a stick and a woman and you prod the woman with the stick

x. What do you carry with you at all times? my balls, don't really have much choice

x. What do you miss most about being little? Getting away with everything

x. Are you happy with your given name? Can't complain

x. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? How much is a flight to london?

x. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? pfft

x. Do transient, homeless, or starving people bother you? Bums are the coolest people on the planet

x. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Yes, but then I realise I'm being bigheaded and that makes me a bastard, but at least I'm a nice bastard

x. Do you spend more time with your boyfriend girlfriend or your friends? Michelle of course.....unless she's sleeping.....lazy sod....

x. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? Raise the dead

x. What is your ideal marriage location? Don't really care as long as it's with the woman I love

x. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? none

x. Favorite fabric? ermm.......does latex count?

x. Something you love and hate? Love Michelle, hate Farewells

x. What kind of bedding do you use? Stained ones....

x. What's the one language you want to learn? Machine code, the language of the Machine...

x. Have you ever pierced your body parts? Possibly, while fucking around with the knife/sword, but not intentionally

x. Do you have tattoos? Not that I know of...

x. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if confronted? Look at what I said I would get done, it would be kinda hard to deny it...

x. Do you drive stick? I can not and will not ever drive

x. What's one trait you hate in a person? Thinking someone is worse or "lower" than you

x. What kind of watch(es) do you wear? A digital one...and who the fuck wears more than one watch?

x. Most frivolous purchase? I don't think I've ever bought something that ISN'T frivolous

x. Do you consider yourself materialistic? Kinda, I really wany a new PC as this one pisses me off a lot cuz it's so slow, but apart from that one thing, I really don't want much anything else

x. What do you cook the best? Toast. My toast is perfect. Better than perfect, it's the best one-sided toast you'll ever taste. If you like taost that is toasted on one side that is...

x. Favorite writing instrument? Writing? Screw writing, TYPING is the shit

x. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? I stand out anyway

x. What kind of books do you like to read? Does porn count?

x. If you won the lottery, what would you do? Spend money?

x. What's one thing you're a sore loser at? Duno

x. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? I tell them I don't like them and to fuck off....

x. Do you cry in front of friends? No, I don't cry much...

x. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? That I'm either insane or a total geek

x. What's one thing you like to do alone? *points to porn then points to tissues*

x. Are you a giver or a taker? We take turns;)

x. When's the last time you cried? That information is classified

x. Favorite communication method? MSN, it's better than smelly AIM....

x. How many drinks before you're tipsy? I had one glass of wine when I was 8 and was completely pissed. I don't drink, so I would get drunk really easily.

x. Favorite kind of porn? You really do not want to know, it involves a lot of freaky stuff...

x. Do you ever have to beg? Not really, begging doesn't achieve much...

x. How often do you have sex? *shrugs* depends what you count as sex...

x. Have you ever done any illegal drugs? nope

x. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Well they tend to get a bit jealous of my enourmous.....er.................................

x. What's the most painful experience you've ever had? *shrugs* Probably some blocked out childhood memory of my mum going crazy.....bitch

No, Michelle, I love YOU more

God dammit, I leave for five mins and she gets delusional, thinking she loves me more....
Ok, so I was away for like an hour when I said I'd be right back, and she was tired, but still, she's wrong:P
So why haven't  I updated this thing in like a week? Well, I'm on my easter break thingy and celebrating it by doing....sod all....
I think it's a good way to celebrate the death of someone who probably didn't exist and if he did, he was more likely to spend his time stealing people's toenail clippings and holding them to ransom for a small profit or a date with the local sheep instead of going around healing people and getting royally fucked over by the romans.
So anyway, apart from making double sure that I go to hell by implying that Jesus was a sheep shagger, there's not a lot I can say here.
I have a Job interview thingy tomorrow tho, for security guard, it's the Job my brother has at the moment, and will work out pretty good as it means that I can get a kick-ass computer in the space of about 3 months by working 2 days a week. The downside to this is that it will completely erase my weekend from existence as It will be school 5 days a week, then 2 12 hour shifts at the weekend, with sleeping in between.
I was actually gonna pass it up, I mean I'd love a new computer and stuff, and the Job is easy, but I'd be missing something important, but well, someone convinced me to try anyway :)
Wish me luck tomorrow!

What Irrational Number Are You?

You are φ Of all the irrational numbers, you are considered to be the most beautiful. Those who know you well have called you by many names, all golden. However, most people don't know you by name and probably won't even recognize you by sight, but they do like to see you. Despite your pretty face, you are by no means shallow. You are involved it many things: finance, biology, architecture, art, music, and much more. In some ways you and e are a nearly perfect match. The power and intensity of e excites you. Your lucky number is approximately 1.61803399

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I'm phi :)
If I get the Job, I hope I don't get.....phired:P
*watches tumble weed role by*
.......................Oh go Phuck yourselves

*steals*

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.