Screw it, I'll boost my own ego all I want.

Just to be egotistical, I'm going to quote myself in a conversation I had with a friend called Nozzy the other day.

He had just informed me that he'd had a threesome with two women:

Kushan:
so did they get off on each other?
Nozzy:
paula and amber never get off
Nozzy:
I almost got paula off
Kushan:
*sniggers*
Kushan:
you mean you had sex with two women and you couldn't make ONE of them have an orgasm?
Nozzy:
no one gets them off
Kushan:
You know, nozzy
Kushan:
women are like tools
Kushan:
we use them for our own benefit
Kushan:
and just like tools
Kushan:
bad workmen blame them when it doesn't go according to plan