Holy crap...

I just had my first nightmare in like...5 years or something....SWEET!

It involved badgers with hidden pouches that were locked with a keycombination and some weird cult that went nuts and pretended to shoot each other at the end of every meeting.
Oh and they drugged animals so they'd run into fires...

Weird.

Last night we had a KFC feast while watching snatch.

This is the idea:
You buy a family sized bucket (costing at least £9.99) and try to eat it. By yourself.
I'll manage it some day....

For those of you that haven't seen it yet...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3291785230023779795&q=firefox&pl=true

The best ad ever.

Oh for the love of...

The Nintendo Revolution has been finally given it's real name:

The Nintendo Wii.
Pronounced "We".

That's right, the Nintendo Piss will be in stores by the end of the year.

I seriously want to burn someone for this.

EDIT: -100 points

It's an absolute bastard when an innocent enough conversation turns into a  more deep and meaningful one that ends up with you realising just how fucked up things are.
Carmy and I were having one of our frequent late night discussions about random shit when we somehow stumbled upon the fact that neither of us were really happy with each other.
We weren't miserable or unhappy, just not really loved up, excited or whatever to be with each other.
I mean, we made really good friends together but that seemed about as far as it could go.

I guess it's my own fault, I was never really open with my feelings with her, I haven't been open with my feelings to anyone lately. Hell, for about a year now I've been kept cosy inside my little shell, where nobody can hurt me.
I'm betting that is what's to blame. How can anyone learn to be more than friends if one person never tries to be anything more?
And Kay is to blame. She did this to me, she messed with my head so much that I doubt I'll ever be capable of loving someone as much as they deserve.
Like Carmy. She was such a nice person, she was so good to me, one of the nicest people I've met here yet I couldn't even share the simplest of emotions with her.
It's probably for the best that we split up now, she'll hopefully find someone that will treat her better, like she deserved.

Until then, all I can really do is carry on and hope that I eventually am able to open up more.

I just hope she's ok, she took it pretty badly and she didn't deserve any of that, all she deserved was someone who would treat her better than I ever did.

Silent Hill

One word: Yes.

A special message for all

I look around on LJ and I see a lot of emotional posts about how things have gone to shit in most people's lives.

Well I've got something to tell you!

It's currently National Depression Week, so go nuts! :)

Happy easter everyone!

Rather than give into the commercialisation of Easter (as with most public holidays), we should all stop what we're doing and think about the real meaning of easter:

Lets all celebreate the Easter Bunny rising from the dead to give us chocolatey goodness ^_^

Lets have a rant!

Haven't had one of those in a while, eh?

A couple of "friends" of mine recently decided to revamp their friend's list, cut off the fat, trim it down and so on.
Normally, that would be fine. Hell, I've got a load of people on my friend's list that don't post any more, I'm just too lazy to remove them.

But this is different.

Their reason for removing these people is because they simply want to bitch about them without them knowing.
And of course, I'm one of these people. But it also does mean that other people who know me and have nothing against me, i.e. Carmy, get taken off their lists as well.

Now I'm not one to give a shit when people bitch about me behind my back, Christ knows enough people probably do it. I'm also not one to get bothered by the fact that they're simply too cowardly to say it to my face.

But one thing does piss me off. The complete and utter hypocrisy about it. They say to people, like Carmy, that the only reason they're getting struck off the list is because they wouldn't want them in a compromising position should they read a rant about someone they know and care about.
That's fair enough, isn't it?
Well no. It's not. Everyone knows that LJ has filters. You can set up groups of people within your friends list that can view posts other friends can't.
So what is the actual reasoning for taking them off the list? They may as well just admit that either they want to bitch about them too, or they're too stupid to figure out how LJ works.

What really pisses me off the most is that both of these people have said to Dee Dee on many occasions that they're her friends, that they care about her and such, yet both people have taken her off their lists, simply because she has two main groups of friends, one being them, one being a group that has someone they want to bitch about.
In other words, she's stuck in the middle and they've effectively said she's not their friend because she's friends with someone else.
How. Fucking. Childish.

Oh and I should point out that the two people I'm bitching about are currently going out together.

The funny thing is, one is a manipulative, attention seeking whore, the other is a love struck emo puppy and both of them don't have enough decency, honour or courage to fill a shot glass with.

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So...bored...

It seems that everyone has pissed off home for Easter, the only people left here are Me and Malachy.
Fuck me I'm bored.
Me and Malachy both.
I find it kind of Ironic that I had more to write about on LJ when I spent most of my free time on the internet, yet now that I spend more time in the Real World™ I have nothing to say.

I think Toxin put it best:

"I hate you motherfuckers that have tons of bullshit to post in your journals, that people care about and is relevant to your lives.

So, what's relevant to my life right now? My testicles itch like hell because of this shampoo I made the mistake of using that has minty stuff on it.

To sum it up: I've got itchy balls, have a nice day."

Needless to say, I feel somewhat the same. Good day.

Screw it, I'll boost my own ego all I want.

Just to be egotistical, I'm going to quote myself in a conversation I had with a friend called Nozzy the other day.

He had just informed me that he'd had a threesome with two women:

Kushan:
so did they get off on each other?
Nozzy:
paula and amber never get off
Nozzy:
I almost got paula off
Kushan:
*sniggers*
Kushan:
you mean you had sex with two women and you couldn't make ONE of them have an orgasm?
Nozzy:
no one gets them off
Kushan:
You know, nozzy
Kushan:
women are like tools
Kushan:
we use them for our own benefit
Kushan:
and just like tools
Kushan:
bad workmen blame them when it doesn't go according to plan

A crossroad

I have come to a point in my life where I must make a life changing decision.
I've thought about this for a while now and I've decided to change.

It's official. I now feel that Stargate is better than Star Trek.

That is all.