Since you all were nowhere near correct when posting replies to the previous post, I'll give you this link as a hint:
http://www.abod.info/
Note: it does NOT like firefox. Which says a lot....
Monday, 28 February 2005
Saturday, 26 February 2005
A prize...
I forgot to put up this pictire.
Yes, it's me. From a few months back.
But there's something in the pic which should not be there, something which makes it very Ironic.
There will be a prize to the first person who can post what it is :)
Note: if you know me in real life, you don't count :P
Answers on a postcard please.
Yes, it's me. From a few months back.
But there's something in the pic which should not be there, something which makes it very Ironic.
There will be a prize to the first person who can post what it is :)
Note: if you know me in real life, you don't count :P
Answers on a post
What OStan are you?
You are MS DOS. Often seen peeking out from around corners, you are shy but indispensable.
Monday, 21 February 2005
Googlemotherfuckers
They've reset my invite thing to 50 again....
so give me some good emails to spam!
so give me some good emails to spam!
Saturday, 19 February 2005
Bollocks (pronounced "baal-icks" in N.Ireland)
Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male |
Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! |
....Shit...
So I was bored..
Out of sheer boredom I sent Grendies 26 gmail invites.
I also sent 2 to some other random guy.
But what I want to know is what I should do with the other 22 invites?
And that's where you all come in.
<BigBrother>
You decide!
</BigBrother>
give me people I should send the invites too, it can be anyone, george bush's email, Bil.gates@microsoft.com, anyone at all, just gimmie suggestions and I'll post them fuckers off faster than toxin can drop his pants at the all western Gay Rodeo!
I also sent 2 to some other random guy.
But what I want to know is what I should do with the other 22 invites?
And that's where you all come in.
<BigBrother>
You decide!
</BigBrother>
give me people I should send the invites too, it can be anyone, george bush's email, Bil.gates@microsoft.com, anyone at all, just gimmie suggestions and I'll post them fuckers off faster than toxin can drop his pants at the all western Gay Rodeo!
Friday, 18 February 2005
Thursday, 17 February 2005
A friend's 18th....
So it was a friend's 18th today. It was fun. Lots happened. Now I'm going to tell you about it.
Fristly, we went to the pub. Kinda manditory for an 18th. Now, that was mostly uninteresting for you lot, except for one note.
Beside us, was this woman with her 5 year old kid (or thereabouts). Now the kid was on the sugar or something cuz the little bastard was a bit hyper.
At one point, this little kid was about to run into the Kitchen of the pub, his mum quickly turned around and shouted "Johnathon! Spiderman is in there!" to which the kid did an about face and ran away almost crying with fear....
Now why a kid would FEAR spiderman, I do not know, but the next event perhaps might give us some clues.
The little kid continued to run rampant, with the Mother just occationally shouting his name in a vaugely authoritarian way, but at one point when the kid became too much she grabbed him and shouted: "I'LL BURN YOU!".....
Yes...we were....rather worried about that kid.....
Then after a while we all went to a local club. Now at the club was a Hypnotist act. I didn't believe in that stuff before. Now I do.
Also, it was quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
He made several audience members, including a friend of mine...do some very amusing things.
The most memorable moment was when he convinced a man that he had a really bad urge to go to the toilet. Unfortunately for him, when he goes to the toilet he'll find a monkey swinging from the roof, throwing shit at him. He will get covered in the shit and believing that the hypnotist was the manager, take out his extreme rage on him (without hitting him of course). And that's exactly what happened. When the guys fingers were clicked, this man got up and ran straight to the toilet without stopping.
A few mins later in the middle of some other part of the show, screams of anger could be heared eminating fromt the back of the hall. Down comes the man with his shirt half pulled off looking very very pissed. Large amounts of swearing ensued. It was damn funny.
And I also took some pictures because I'm a nice guy!
Gaz is my friend (who's 18th it was as a matter of fact)
This was Garry being put into the "trance" along with the rest of them. It seemed to take forever before they were ready, but once they were in it all the guy had to do was say "Sleep" and they'd instantly stop doing whatever it was they were doing.
This was them ready to be...influenced. Whatever he told them to do at this point they did. With extremely amusing consequenses.
All in all it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life....
Good shit!
Now onto the next big event of the year........my 18th!
Fristly, we went to the pub. Kinda manditory for an 18th. Now, that was mostly uninteresting for you lot, except for one note.
Beside us, was this woman with her 5 year old kid (or thereabouts). Now the kid was on the sugar or something cuz the little bastard was a bit hyper.
At one point, this little kid was about to run into the Kitchen of the pub, his mum quickly turned around and shouted "Johnathon! Spiderman is in there!" to which the kid did an about face and ran away almost crying with fear....
Now why a kid would FEAR spiderman, I do not know, but the next event perhaps might give us some clues.
The little kid continued to run rampant, with the Mother just occationally shouting his name in a vaugely authoritarian way, but at one point when the kid became too much she grabbed him and shouted: "I'LL BURN YOU!".....
Yes...we were....rather worried about that kid.....
Then after a while we all went to a local club. Now at the club was a Hypnotist act. I didn't believe in that stuff before. Now I do.
Also, it was quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
He made several audience members, including a friend of mine...do some very amusing things.
The most memorable moment was when he convinced a man that he had a really bad urge to go to the toilet. Unfortunately for him, when he goes to the toilet he'll find a monkey swinging from the roof, throwing shit at him. He will get covered in the shit and believing that the hypnotist was the manager, take out his extreme rage on him (without hitting him of course). And that's exactly what happened. When the guys fingers were clicked, this man got up and ran straight to the toilet without stopping.
A few mins later in the middle of some other part of the show, screams of anger could be heared eminating fromt the back of the hall. Down comes the man with his shirt half pulled off looking very very pissed. Large amounts of swearing ensued. It was damn funny.
And I also took some pictures because I'm a nice guy!
Gaz is my friend (who's 18th it was as a matter of fact)
This was Garry being put into the "trance" along with the rest of them. It seemed to take forever before they were ready, but once they were in it all the guy had to do was say "Sleep" and they'd instantly stop doing whatever it was they were doing.
This was them ready to be...influenced. Whatever he told them to do at this point they did. With extremely amusing consequenses.
All in all it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life....
Good shit!
Now onto the next big event of the year........my 18th!
Tuesday, 15 February 2005
More on the last entry
Something I forgot to add to the last entry, My ISP sent me a letter, it reads like this:
"As an existing 1Mb customer, your speed will be automatically upgraded to our even faster new 2Mb service"
"We'll upgrade you automatically between 17th February 2005 and 9th March 2005"
Score.
"As an existing 1Mb customer, your speed will be automatically upgraded to our even faster new 2Mb service"
"We'll upgrade you automatically between 17th February 2005 and 9th March 2005"
Score.
Monday, 14 February 2005
A change of heart, Mr Burns style...
You know, I just realised. I'm happy. Despite the fact that certain friend's have all but abandoned me, I'm actually happy.
Admittadly, all of the women in the world that I meet tend to screw me over, I've still had more luck than alot of friend's of mine have had. Speaking of women, certian ones out there whom I once depended on I no longer need...not that I had much choice in the matter, but anyway, as slow and painful a death as a relationship can be, at least that one is coming to an end.
But still life goes on, some things never change. Darkblade still wont speak to me for whatever reason, which is all but pointless now, I tried my best to approach him with emails and such but nothing came of it and now, quite frankly, I don't care. He's still welcome to send me an email or add me back to MSN (tekkaman_alucard@hotmail.com), just now it no longer bothers me that he hasn't responded or anything like that at all. Only took 5 months too.
School...yeah...that's so awesome...because I can literally waste away the rest of the year and still get into university with ease.
I'll explain why too.
The one I'm most likely to pick is the one in liverpool, very close to Darkblade and spinkychan which was mr original reason for picking it as a choice, since it'd be good to have friends there. But as fate would have it, that no longer seems a factor, however, the requirement to get into the University to do a course dedicated to designing games is only 180 points.
Here's how the system works:
A - 120 Points
B - 100 Points
C - 80 points
D - 60 Points
E - 40 points
Now remember for ICT I'm almost certain to get an A grade in it, I've never gotton anything less in that subject.
Add in things called "Key skills", like shitty qualifications on the side that the government threw in for some retarded reason. Each is worth 20 points, not all Universities accept them but the one I'm interested in does.
If I so much as get an E in ICT, I get ICT Key skills. 20 points.
Also, if I take the time out to do a shitty portfolio for Numeracy, that'll take like an hour to do, I get another 20 points.
So before I even sit a Biology or Business Exam, I'm almost certain to get 160 points.
Lets also add in the fact that the grades I got at AS level can also contribute, an AS grade in a subject is worth half of an A2 grade. So an A in AS is worth 60 points.
I got a D in Biology and Business last year. That's 60 more points (30 from each).
So to put it simply, as long as I can write my name on the exams in June, I'm sorted for the next 5 years of my life.
So anyway, thanks to that realisation, several hours of WoW (More on that later) a few flirtative text messages and some nice sausage rolls from Morrisons....I'm feeling good.
Admittadly, all of the women in the world that I meet tend to screw me over, I've still had more luck than alot of friend's of mine have had. Speaking of women, certian ones out there whom I once depended on I no longer need...not that I had much choice in the matter, but anyway, as slow and painful a death as a relationship can be, at least that one is coming to an end.
But still life goes on, some things never change. Darkblade still wont speak to me for whatever reason, which is all but pointless now, I tried my best to approach him with emails and such but nothing came of it and now, quite frankly, I don't care. He's still welcome to send me an email or add me back to MSN (tekkaman_alucard@hotmail.com), just now it no longer bothers me that he hasn't responded or anything like that at all. Only took 5 months too.
School...yeah...that's so awesome...because I can literally waste away the rest of the year and still get into university with ease.
I'll explain why too.
The one I'm most likely to pick is the one in liverpool, very close to Darkblade and spinkychan which was mr original reason for picking it as a choice, since it'd be good to have friends there. But as fate would have it, that no longer seems a factor, however, the requirement to get into the University to do a course dedicated to designing games is only 180 points.
Here's how the system works:
A - 120 Points
B - 100 Points
C - 80 points
D - 60 Points
E - 40 points
Now remember for ICT I'm almost certain to get an A grade in it, I've never gotton anything less in that subject.
Add in things called "Key skills", like shitty qualifications on the side that the government threw in for some retarded reason. Each is worth 20 points, not all Universities accept them but the one I'm interested in does.
If I so much as get an E in ICT, I get ICT Key skills. 20 points.
Also, if I take the time out to do a shitty portfolio for Numeracy, that'll take like an hour to do, I get another 20 points.
So before I even sit a Biology or Business Exam, I'm almost certain to get 160 points.
Lets also add in the fact that the grades I got at AS level can also contribute, an AS grade in a subject is worth half of an A2 grade. So an A in AS is worth 60 points.
I got a D in Biology and Business last year. That's 60 more points (30 from each).
So to put it simply, as long as I can write my name on the exams in June, I'm sorted for the next 5 years of my life.
So anyway, thanks to that realisation, several hours of WoW (More on that later) a few flirtative text messages and some nice sausage rolls from Morrisons....I'm feeling good.
Saturday, 12 February 2005
Taxi drivers
I try to give one of them a tip today for going out of his way to the shop on my way home so I could pick up some doritos (I haven't had them in a long time and I suddenly have a mad urge for them 0_o) and he doesn't accept it, so I just hand him the cash and run out of the car and he CHASES AFTER ME all the way to my house to give me it back. Bastard.
Friday, 11 February 2005
Dang sarn it
I had intended to play on US servers but it's not possible atm and I sure as hell am not waiting even LONGER to play the game. But for what it's worth, I'll be on the Turalyon realm in EU.
Thursday, 10 February 2005
Tuesday, 8 February 2005
I bought something to cheer me up. And because it's cool to have one.
It says t3h Kitteh :D
Oh and I don't smoke...I just always wanted a Zippo....>_>
Monday, 7 February 2005
Sunday, 6 February 2005
My Plan...
Since apparently women do nothing but screw me over in some form if I get in any way close to them, I've decided to give in and finally pay monthly for a game. The game being World of Warcraft.
I'm hoping the game takes over my life as it does others so i never have to face the cruel reality that the world is a crappy place to live thanks to the majority of people living on it.
Also, for various reasons, I plan to play on US servers when I finally get it, so those of you who play the game feel free to drop me a line.
With a little luck, I wont be around much, of course providing that WoW has a windowed mode, at least you'll kinda be able to get me on MSN.
Oh and FYI, the game doesn't get released here until Friday. Dammit.
I'm hoping the game takes over my life as it does others so i never have to face the cruel reality that the world is a crappy place to live thanks to the majority of people living on it.
Also, for various reasons, I plan to play on US servers when I finally get it, so those of you who play the game feel free to drop me a line.
With a little luck, I wont be around much, of course providing that WoW has a windowed mode, at least you'll kinda be able to get me on MSN.
Oh and FYI, the game doesn't get released here until Friday. Dammit.
Thursday, 3 February 2005
To follow up on my last post...
You all know me. Alot of you know me quite well. I'd like to think that most of you like me, or know that I'm a genuine decent person that generally cares a lot about his friends and such.
Read back 2 posts from this. I've continued, much to my regret, the trying to find a decent girl that likes me for obvious reasons. And failed.
Believe me most of them are very nice, friendly, good to talk to etc. etc. people...then...they just reject you because you're not as tall as they would like. Or because once you kissed a guy on the cheek for fun. Or because although you look grreat in ONE photograph and have a really great persoanlity and such, you look bad in a different photograph so thus you get rejected.
It has happened time and time again, none of them will even give me a chance, they're all shallow beyond belief and quite frankly I'm beyond being pissed off with it.
I don't want to turn into some mad sexist pig, far from it, I don't like seeing one person as any better than another, but the way all these woman are treating me isn't giving me much hope.
It's all fine and dandy being friends, but I'm only human, I need more than friendship, everyone does and after the whole thing with Michelle, only the real thing will do. And it's just not happening. Even Nozzy can do better than me for christ's sake.
I'm just fed up from being told I'm not good enough over something superficial. I swear, the next person to say something about my looks or whatever is getting punched in the face. Or at least pointed at in a vaugely threataning manner.
Read back 2 posts from this. I've continued, much to my regret, the trying to find a decent girl that likes me for obvious reasons. And failed.
Believe me most of them are very nice, friendly, good to talk to etc. etc. people...then...they just reject you because you're not as tall as they would like. Or because once you kissed a guy on the cheek for fun. Or because although you look grreat in ONE photograph and have a really great persoanlity and such, you look bad in a different photograph so thus you get rejected.
It has happened time and time again, none of them will even give me a chance, they're all shallow beyond belief and quite frankly I'm beyond being pissed off with it.
I don't want to turn into some mad sexist pig, far from it, I don't like seeing one person as any better than another, but the way all these woman are treating me isn't giving me much hope.
It's all fine and dandy being friends, but I'm only human, I need more than friendship, everyone does and after the whole thing with Michelle, only the real thing will do. And it's just not happening. Even Nozzy can do better than me for christ's sake.
I'm just fed up from being told I'm not good enough over something superficial. I swear, the next person to say something about my looks or whatever is getting punched in the face. Or at least pointed at in a vaugely threataning manner.
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