On my birthday...

So lets see here. Before I begin I gotta thank Jfk, Nozzy, Stocky and everyone else for all the comments and stuff.

Special mention goes out to jfk for making the animation:
http://www.jfkfhhfj.iceogen.com/Animations/review/Review.htm

So what did I do on my birthday?

Well, lets see here. I have to go back to sunday. I'm sitting eating my dinner at about 8Pm when the phone rings.
It's my supervisor wondering why I wasn't at work. Thing is, some genious at the office decided that I would be working sunday night, even though I specifically told them I wanted monday off (for obvious reasons).
I guess they figured that as long as they didn't tell me I was working then it didn't matter.
At least my supervisor knows I don't bullshit and knew I was telling the truth about not knowing I was meant to be there.
Anyhoo.
So I go to work, stay there all night and go home at 8am.
What a good start to your 18th, eh?
Ah well, I get home and I'm sitting on IRC talking to some people and I notice a prezzie sitting beside my monitor.
I open it. It's an electric razor! I was planning on buying one of those anyway, so that's a good choice.
So anyway I'm sitting there testing it out, casually trimming my stubble and JUST as I'm half way through my face...the battery dies. Guess they don't charge them up much in the factory.
No worries, I can just plug in the mains adapter and continue the rest..or at least...that's what I thought.
For some reason, the electric razor industry decided to only use American 2-Pin plugs ¬_¬
Balls.
Then I went to bed.
Then I woke up at about 6Pm. Just in time for the BQFH to arrive.
Since it was her Birthday too, she decided we should go to Pizza hut, after all my dad had to go to work and she'd be all alone otherwise. Poor her.
So we go to pizza hut, and it's damn tastey, aint had pizza in a few weeks so it went down a treat.
Then she asked me to go pay the bill.
With my money.
Great
Pizza hut for 2 = fucking expensive, in fact I got about £3 change from a £10 and a £20 note.
Sometimes it's ncie to be told that you're going to pay for your own "birthday treat".
But still, i wasn't expecting anything great, after all it's her, and as usual my friends were totally kick ass and awesome and made the day great anyway ^_^

*insert generic title here*

*insert generic birthday announcing text with the number "18" in it somewhere here*

*insert silly joke here*

*insert pervertedness here*

First proper update I've done in months ^_^

To whom it may concern....

Everyone keeps asking me what's so special about this monday.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/kushan/2004/03/28/

Perhaps that will clear things up :P

Women are all bastards....

I hate racists and bigots and anyone else that discriminates against a large group based on the actions of a few - because there's always just as many of that same group that do good.
But more and more, I feel I am becoming sexist

I have yet to see women act like they're supposed to and not be total bitches.
Now don't get me wrong, I have a fair few female friends and most of them make good friends. But it's when you begin to get close to them that things go wrong. It's almost as if they try to lure you in and screw you over as hard as they possibly can.
It's happened to me on countless occations now, and I'm only 17 bloody years old (well, 18 as of next monday).
You see it on TV too.

There was this TV show called "Average Joe", kind of a dating game where they get like 10 "Average" guys. I.e. ugly as fuck but with great personalities and they get this hot model and the model narrows them down over a few weeks. Sounds like any other reality TV show, right?
Well after she's emilinated like half of them, they then throw in like 5 really good looking, well built guys, but they're pretty much total dicks who are incredibly shallow.
"Jocks vs Geeks" as the american's put it.

The idea is to see if "beauty is on the inside" is correct and stuff.

Season one:
"The runner up, and final Average Joe, in first season is "Average" Adam."

Yup, first season she picked the good looking guy with the shit personality.

Season two:
"The runner up, and final Average Joe, in this season is "Average" Brian. Gil was the winning hunk."

I actually watched a lot of season two, it was the most entertaining program on TV on a saturday. The guy, "Brian" was really nice, he was super sweet and sensitive and very caring and all that other bullshit that girls are supposed to like. Gil was some cold heared fucker that didn't even "open up" to the women, something she said she respected a lot in Brian.

Gil dumped her like a week after the show or something. Serves the bitch right, to the curb with her.

Source: TVTome

Now lets contrast this with season 3, which is a guy (a runner up from the first season actually) picking the girls. Unfortunately they didn't keep to the same format of Ugly vs Bitch, so all we can really do to compare is look at what he said:

"Adam said that at first, he wanted everyone to like him. But ultimately, he said, he needs to choose the person who makes him happy - and he's done that by choosing Samantha."

See that ladies and gentlemen? He went for the one that made him fucking happy!

See all this shit you see on TV about men being cold, heatless pigs with no emotions and women being fragile and sensitive? It's utter bollocks.

I reiterate: Utter bollocks!

Men are JUST as sensitive and emotional as women, if not moreso. At least today they are. Men Cry, men get upset when their girlfriend dumps them or cheats on them, men want to be loved and cared for as much as any fairytale women does.
They may be stronger physically, but emotionally men could actually teach women a few things.

I'm just sick of all this shit we get about women being the fragile things and we are the pigs, the sexists, the ones that only go for breasts and ass and that women are made out to be little angels who want personality and romance and all that.

I can't stress my point enough:

IT'S ALL BOLLCKS!

Now to all of the women reading this who got deeply offended, I ask you this:

Q1. Do I know you?

If the answer is no, skip to part 5, if yes go to question 2.

Q2. Have I ever been close to you? As in emotionally close.

If the answer is no, skip to part 5, if yes go to question 3.

Q3. Did you fuck me over?

If the answer is yes, you have just proven everything I've said so far.
If the answer is no, go to the last question.

Q4.

5. I haven't gotton clsoe to you yet so you can't say anything.

Now you might ask yourself, why is Question 4 blank? Well that's because no woman out there has gotton to that point yet.

If anyone out there, preferably a woman since they love to stand up for themselves, can prove to me otherwise - that women aren't all cold, shallow and heartless deep down, please feel free to show me.

EDIT: Just to clarify, women can make good friends, but anything more and you're asking for trouble.

So what's been happening....

Well, today...







And erm....hmm.....o_0

I'm an Alpha/beta tester for the Dead 6 too :D

Oh and with regards to the last post, this will make it all clear to you:

http://fat-pie.com/love.htm

The other day...

She gave me a card. I was flattered.
I followed her home and knocked on her door with a big bunch of flowers.
But, she must have been on the toilet or something because she didn't answer.
I let myself in and I found her crying for some reason.
I gutter her and ate her spleen. Then I ate her small intestine.
I then started chewing on her stomach.
It was all acidy and I burnt my mouth :(
It tasted like hot sick.
So then of course, I had a wank and left.

0_o

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/223809

This is quite possible the funniest flash movie I've ever seen. Ever.

Before you watch, you should be informed about Warner Bros. new take on Looney tunes, where they've decided to replace characters like Bugs bunny with ones like "Buzz bunny", with "extreme-to-the-max" action and shit like that.

Enjoy.