Well, this is interesting....

Our bathroom light is broken. It's doing some crazy flashing thing and it's one of those lights we can't replace, so we're waiting on the ones from Marybone to come around to fix it.
There's no windows in our bathroom, so it's pitch black without the light.
So there I am, in dire need of a good dump and in a bit of a position. Just how exactly are you meant to do a poo in the dark? I could just leave the light on and sit there with it flashing away, but that leads us into another problem. What if I have some sort of epileptic fit as I'm taking my crap? I don't want to do another Elvis and die on the bog, nor do I want people to find my body, juddering away with my pants at my ankles with half a brown one sticking out.
Lets face it, nobody wants to see that.
So what to do?
I had a brilliant idea. I got my laptop, with it's nice and brightly backlit LCD screen and brought it in with me. Just enough light to see what I'm doing.
Perfect.

And while I sat there, I got bored. As you do. Rather than find a book to read or whatever and strain myself staring at it in low light, I figured it'd be a good idea to pick up the lappy and inform everyone via LJ of my plight.
So I did. And this was it.

That's right people, this post you read was written by someone who was taking a dump. That's gotta be a first for most people.
Enjoy =D

I have no idea how this will turn out...

*steals from Chaela*

The first five people to respond to this post, will get some form of art, by me, about them. I make no guarantees about quality or type, but I will assure that I will give it good effort.

The only catch, of course; as with most memes, if you sign up, you have to put this in your own journal as well.

(This is a broad definition of 'art', spanning sculpture to the written word)

Ok the 5 people are: Jfk, Miroku, Chaela, Bonhair and Toxin. I'll try to have your things ready "soon" (isn't being vauge the best thing ever? =D)

To Elaborate on the previous post...

A few days ago, we were all looking at the doors to our rooms. We all had posters except Malachy, who had nothing. His door looked rather bare to say the least.

We thought we'd decorate it to make it look pretty. But with what?
We decided to look inside his room for inspiration. We found lots of things we could stick on his door.

Here's how it turned out:



There's even more crap on it now >_>

A few days later, some time around last night, I figured that I'd abuse someone else's door. This time with the help of Malachy.

Poor Steve ended up being the unfortunate soul that got targeted. Since we'd used all of the available random crap, all that was left was pennies. Lots and lots of pennies.

Here's how it turned out :



Somehow, he didn't find this quite so funny >_>

The rest of us did, though =D


In other news, I found out that my Bank decided to reject the rent payment completely, meaning I'm not actually overdrawn any more. This does mean that Cosmopolitan student housing people will be upset at not having the rent in on time, but they can go and fuck themselves with a big stick for screwing us over with everything else this year.

Tee Hee

Vandalising people's doors is fun.

EDIT: Unless, of course, they get upset about it.

Just. Fucking. Wonderful.

This morning, I was abruptly woken by a phone call from my bank. Apparently the rent was taken out today. That's about £850. That's approximately £830 more than I had because my student loan is very, very late.
My bank wants proof that I'm getting a student loan. I have no such proof because they haven't sent me anything. The student loan people can't send me any proof because separate departments handle that or something.

So now, Cosmopolitan want the rent. The bank wants to know why I can't pay it and nobody can help me out, not even the Student loan people, who are the ones that put me in this position in the first place.
I've spent like the last 4 hours phoning and running around the place in an attempt to get something sorted out, but to no avail. Perfect.

A dedication.

I dedicate this Livejournal post to boobs everywhere.
Big ones, small ones, fat ones, even saggy ones - they've all got their charms.

They're awesome, they're fun to play with, they're comfortable to rest your head on, they're even good to just look at. What more could anyone really ask for than to have and to hold a nice pair of breasts?

So here's to you, boobs, thanks for making life just that extra bit sweeter.

*lifts glass* TO BREASTS!

The solution to eternal happiness.

Having a good wank then telling someone you don't like to unconditionally fuck off the next day makes everything better.