Since Toxin hasn't filled me in on what he was up to in the time he fucked off and didn't come back for a couple of weeks, I decided to do my own report so I can bitch at him without feeling hypocticical .
Had exams, they went ok.
I've also been out with one or two "females" and have come to the conclusion that humanity is fucked and deserves a good fucking over.
They're all shallow, cold, heartless creatures it seems.
Sometimes I wish I really was totally gay.
I've been playing a lot of counter strike as well. I play it too much. I get accused of cheating. I simply rule.
That is all.
Thursday, 27 January 2005
Tuesday, 25 January 2005
"If only you were taller"
I have lost complete faith in Humanity and all of it's inhabitants.
You will all die by my hand.
You will all die by my hand.
Thursday, 20 January 2005
Wednesday, 19 January 2005
Wednesday, 12 January 2005
Toxin!
We remembered!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
He's now 22.
22 is a fine number.
And the key of the house of David will I lay upon his shoulder; so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall open.
Isaiah 22.22
What does that mean? Hell if I know, I wanted to have a load of random facts about the number 22 here, but this is all I could find. Which makes no sense what so ever. But still.
*Random fact: The number 22 is almost the number of Inches I have. <<<True
*Random fact: The number 22 is the number of GB's of pr0n I have. <<<False
Highlight to see which is true and which is false
EDIT: Ok so GRENDIES messed up, Toxin is actually 21, but I'm too lazy to edit this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
He's now 22.
22 is a fine number.
And the key of the house of David will I lay upon his shoulder; so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall open.
Isaiah 22.22
What does that mean? Hell if I know, I wanted to have a load of random facts about the number 22 here, but this is all I could find. Which makes no sense what so ever. But still.
*Random fact: The number 22 is almost the number of Inches I have. <<<True
*Random fact: The number 22 is the number of GB's of pr0n I have. <<<False
Highlight to see which is true and which is false
EDIT: Ok so GRENDIES messed up, Toxin is actually 21, but I'm too lazy to edit this
Tuesday, 11 January 2005
Alexander
I feel like Maddox.
I mean, that guy gets really pissed off about something and just has a big ol' rant about it.
So I'm gonna have my own little bitching session about this movie.
Right ok, I wanted to see Blade: Trinity, everyone likes a good vampire killing movie, don't they?
But unfortunately I arrived like 2 hours too early, fuck waiting around, so I decided to just see what else was about to show. Looking down the list of movies wasn't promising, but one stuck out.
Alexander.
A movie about Alexander the great...he conquered the known world, killed all sorts of people, a movie about him could surely only be some big blood fest, right?
Oh how wrong I was...
It starts off kinda promising, Angelina Jolie (Lara croft) is his mum and she nearly gets raped by his one-eyed drunk dad. You might favour her position at this point and take the guy to be a bastard, but you soon learn that she had it coming.
Oh and just as a side note, he cries like a bitch at this point.
Then you see him wrestling some other young boys. Now at this point you put all those dirty thoughts to the back of your head, saving those jokes about "small boys playing with eachother" for later, and to your own expense.
He gets his ass kicked.
Then for the next hour it's him crying a lot before you actually come to a battle.
Now this battle is really cool, plenty of people getting killed, blood everywhere, stuff like that. But don't let it fool you, it's not worth watching this movie to see.
The for another hour and a half you have him crying, crying more, then he cries again, then he kisses men, then cries some more, then cries about how he loves men. Then cries. Again.
Then he cries about how his army don't like him.
Then there's another fight. This one isn't as good as the first one, but it's not bad.
Then his boyfriend dies, so he cries more.
So yeah, it's a 3 hour long film of which 2 1/2 hours of it consist of him crying.
Now here is my usual scale of goodness:
0 - Pretend it doesn't exist
1 - Download it
2 - Watch it if it's on TV
3 - Rent it
4 - Go see it in the Cinema
5 - Download it to see it as soon as possible, then go to the Cinema and give them money because you downloaded it and spend all your money on products endorsing this fine movie..
But this movie is special, it's so bad it gets a special rating all to itself:
-1 - Don't ever contribute anything to this movie in any way shape or form, this includes boycotting any fast food chain, promotional offer etc. that endorse it for at least 6 months. Also, you are to go out to anyone who took part in the movie's production and steal money on them, this movie deserves to have a negative box office intake.
I should also point out that this was the first time I went to the cinema since the Matrix: Reloaded (Whereby after watching it I vowed never to go to the cinema again). If It hadn't been for the likes of Shrek 2 and Dodgeball, I wouldn't have went to see this either. And now thanks to Alexander, I'm not going to go for at least another 18months.
</Rant>
EDIT: I just wanna point out that I have nothing against men kissing eachother, just he's a pussy.
I mean, that guy gets really pissed off about something and just has a big ol' rant about it.
So I'm gonna have my own little bitching session about this movie.
Right ok, I wanted to see Blade: Trinity, everyone likes a good vampire killing movie, don't they?
But unfortunately I arrived like 2 hours too early, fuck waiting around, so I decided to just see what else was about to show. Looking down the list of movies wasn't promising, but one stuck out.
Alexander.
A movie about Alexander the great...he conquered the known world, killed all sorts of people, a movie about him could surely only be some big blood fest, right?
Oh how wrong I was...
It starts off kinda promising, Angelina Jolie (Lara croft) is his mum and she nearly gets raped by his one-eyed drunk dad. You might favour her position at this point and take the guy to be a bastard, but you soon learn that she had it coming.
Oh and just as a side note, he cries like a bitch at this point.
Then you see him wrestling some other young boys. Now at this point you put all those dirty thoughts to the back of your head, saving those jokes about "small boys playing with eachother" for later, and to your own expense.
He gets his ass kicked.
Then for the next hour it's him crying a lot before you actually come to a battle.
Now this battle is really cool, plenty of people getting killed, blood everywhere, stuff like that. But don't let it fool you, it's not worth watching this movie to see.
The for another hour and a half you have him crying, crying more, then he cries again, then he kisses men, then cries some more, then cries about how he loves men. Then cries. Again.
Then he cries about how his army don't like him.
Then there's another fight. This one isn't as good as the first one, but it's not bad.
Then his boyfriend dies, so he cries more.
So yeah, it's a 3 hour long film of which 2 1/2 hours of it consist of him crying.
Now here is my usual scale of goodness:
0 - Pretend it doesn't exist
1 - Download it
2 - Watch it if it's on TV
3 - Rent it
4 - Go see it in the Cinema
5 - Download it to see it as soon as possible, then go to the Cinema and give them money because you downloaded it and spend all your money on products endorsing this fine movie..
But this movie is special, it's so bad it gets a special rating all to itself:
-1 - Don't ever contribute anything to this movie in any way shape or form, this includes boycotting any fast food chain, promotional offer etc. that endorse it for at least 6 months. Also, you are to go out to anyone who took part in the movie's production and steal money on them, this movie deserves to have a negative box office intake.
I should also point out that this was the first time I went to the cinema since the Matrix: Reloaded (Whereby after watching it I vowed never to go to the cinema again). If It hadn't been for the likes of Shrek 2 and Dodgeball, I wouldn't have went to see this either. And now thanks to Alexander, I'm not going to go for at least another 18months.
</Rant>
EDIT: I just wanna point out that I have nothing against men kissing eachother, just he's a pussy.
Thursday, 6 January 2005
Where's ToXiN?
This has been bugging me for days now, but he's disappeared :/
Does anyone know where he went? Did he say anything at all before going offline?
I'm worried about him :\
EDIT: Nevermind, the fucker's returned
Does anyone know where he went? Did he say anything at all before going offline?
I'm worried about him :\
EDIT: Nevermind, the fucker's returned
Tuesday, 4 January 2005
Monday, 3 January 2005
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kushan
2. Steve
3. Donaghy (Damn piss poor attempts at nicknames)
THREE ONLINE NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Kushan
2. nashuK
3. <Classified> (Note: I have several online names, none of which you guys will ever know)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'd like to think I care alot about people
2. I'm witty accirding to people
3. I'm quite intelligent
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I get bitchy alot
2. My inability to actually do something that needs done
3. My inability to communicate with women effectively
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE(CHOOSE EITHER GENETIC OR FAMILY CUSTOMS):
Eh? Someone explain to me what the hell it wants.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
!. Nothing really scares me. Maybe the thought of all the people I care about dieing, but that's about it.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Int0rweb
2. Sugar
3. Pr0n :D
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Boxers
2. T-shirt
3. Watch
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists):
1. Aphex Twin
2. Queen
3. Within Temptation
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Hot Butter - Popcorn
2. Aphex twin - Milkman
3. Jean Michelle Jarr - Oxygene (note this song is like 16mins long at least)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Nozzy
2. Grendies
3. ToXIn (speaking of which, where the fuck is he?)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Lots of sex
2. Someone I can truly trust
3. Eternity
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I'm going crazy
2. I know more about "computers" than I let on
3. I have 40Gb of porn
(ONE statement is false)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
(Doh, can't read for shit)
I don't care what people look like.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Be wrong
2. Deliberately hurt people
3. Back down to authority when they're wrong
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Looking for porn
2. Downloading porn
3. Watching porn
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Fly
2. Change the world
3. Go back in time
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Computer Programmer
2. Bum
3. Pr0n star
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan
2. Jamaica
3. Mother Russia
THREE KID'S NAMES:
As opposed to adult names?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Change the world
2. Make myself known for a good reason
3. Help people (Yeah, corny I know, but it's true)
1. Kushan
2. Steve
3. Donaghy (Damn piss poor attempts at nicknames)
THREE ONLINE NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Kushan
2. nashuK
3. <Classified> (Note: I have several online names, none of which you guys will ever know)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'd like to think I care alot about people
2. I'm witty accirding to people
3. I'm quite intelligent
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I get bitchy alot
2. My inability to actually do something that needs done
3. My inability to communicate with women effectively
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE(CHOOSE EITHER GENETIC OR FAMILY CUSTOMS):
Eh? Someone explain to me what the hell it wants.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
!. Nothing really scares me. Maybe the thought of all the people I care about dieing, but that's about it.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Int0rweb
2. Sugar
3. Pr0n :D
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Boxers
2. T-shirt
3. Watch
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists):
1. Aphex Twin
2. Queen
3. Within Temptation
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Hot Butter - Popcorn
2. Aphex twin - Milkman
3. Jean Michelle Jarr - Oxygene (note this song is like 16mins long at least)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Nozzy
2. Grendies
3. ToXIn (speaking of which, where the fuck is he?)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Lots of sex
2. Someone I can truly trust
3. Eternity
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I'm going crazy
2. I know more about "computers" than I let on
3. I have 40Gb of porn
(ONE statement is false)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
(Doh, can't read for shit)
I don't care what people look like.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Be wrong
2. Deliberately hurt people
3. Back down to authority when they're wrong
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Looking for porn
2. Downloading porn
3. Watching porn
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Fly
2. Change the world
3. Go back in time
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Computer Programmer
2. Bum
3. Pr0n star
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan
2. Jamaica
3. Mother Russia
THREE KID'S NAMES:
As opposed to adult names?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Change the world
2. Make myself known for a good reason
3. Help people (Yeah, corny I know, but it's true)
Sunday, 2 January 2005
This song > j00
Damn fugging jfk's influence,
http://1337hax0r.info/Proment.zip
Download and listen, it's awesome!
http://1337hax0r.info/Proment.zip
Download and listen, it's awesome!
Saturday, 1 January 2005
1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? Left the country
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for
next year? Didn't have any and no.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Nope.
4. Did anyone close to you die? Yes.
5. What countries did you visit? Italy
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004? Satrsfaction
(Question 7 was missing :S)
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Found out how to get past the restricions on the computers in School.
9. What was your biggest failure? My Life probably.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Plenty.
11. What was the best thing you bought? Uber :D
12. Who's behavior merited celebration? Does anyone's?
13. Who's behavior made you appalled and depressed? Appalled, ACK's. Depressed, Sams.
14. Where did most of your money go? Uber, Italy, Leeds and Formal.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? Uber and Leeds and Italy.
16. What song will always remind you of 2004? Green Day - Time Of Your Life
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. Happier or Sadder? About the same really.
ii. Thinner or Fatter? Thinner
iii. Richer or Poorer? Both. (Currently I have no money, but I'll get paid soon and that will change)
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Studying.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Falling in love.
20. How will you be spending Christmas? I spent it with dad and BQFH. And then I got placed into a room full of Christian MAC lovers. I wish I was kidding about that.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004? Fell in love last year too. Neither ended up...optimistic.
23. How many one-night stands? Don't think anything counts.
24. What was your favorite TV program? Fairly OddParents.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? I don't think so. Oh wait, there's Michelle. Bitch.
26. What was the best book you read? I don't think I read any...
27. What was your greatest musical discovery? Don't know. The Hellsing OST is pretty cool I guess.
28. What did you want and get? I'm going to assume that's referring to Christmas. I didn't want anything, I got a portable DVD playe.r
30. What was your favorite film of this year? Shrek 2 ^_^
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I turned 17. I actually don't remember it. I do remember the Happy birthday thing jfk and co made me, that was possibly the best Birthday gift anyone has ever given me :)
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more
satisfying? Sam not going anal at me.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004? Non-existent.
34. What kept you sane? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Natasha bedingfield for some reason I don't know.
36. What political issue stirred you the most? The Pr0n shortage of '82!
37. Who did you miss? Some friends I haven't seen in a while.
38. Who was the best new person you met? Hmm...you know, I really don't know. Maybe that guy, Xecutioner or Stryder from the CSS server I play on. I really didn't meet many new people though.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004: Life sucks. Love sucks. YOU sucks.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: No idea.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for
next year? Didn't have any and no.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Nope.
4. Did anyone close to you die? Yes.
5. What countries did you visit? Italy
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004? Satrsfaction
(Question 7 was missing :S)
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Found out how to get past the restricions on the computers in School.
9. What was your biggest failure? My Life probably.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Plenty.
11. What was the best thing you bought? Uber :D
12. Who's behavior merited celebration? Does anyone's?
13. Who's behavior made you appalled and depressed? Appalled, ACK's. Depressed, Sams.
14. Where did most of your money go? Uber, Italy, Leeds and Formal.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? Uber and Leeds and Italy.
16. What song will always remind you of 2004? Green Day - Time Of Your Life
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. Happier or Sadder? About the same really.
ii. Thinner or Fatter? Thinner
iii. Richer or Poorer? Both. (Currently I have no money, but I'll get paid soon and that will change)
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Studying.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Falling in love.
20. How will you be spending Christmas? I spent it with dad and BQFH. And then I got placed into a room full of Christian MAC lovers. I wish I was kidding about that.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004? Fell in love last year too. Neither ended up...optimistic.
23. How many one-night stands? Don't think anything counts.
24. What was your favorite TV program? Fairly OddParents.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? I don't think so. Oh wait, there's Michelle. Bitch.
26. What was the best book you read? I don't think I read any...
27. What was your greatest musical discovery? Don't know. The Hellsing OST is pretty cool I guess.
28. What did you want and get? I'm going to assume that's referring to Christmas. I didn't want anything, I got a portable DVD playe.r
30. What was your favorite film of this year? Shrek 2 ^_^
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I turned 17. I actually don't remember it. I do remember the Happy birthday thing jfk and co made me, that was possibly the best Birthday gift anyone has ever given me :)
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more
satisfying? Sam not going anal at me.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004? Non-existent.
34. What kept you sane? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Natasha bedingfield for some reason I don't know.
36. What political issue stirred you the most? The Pr0n shortage of '82!
37. Who did you miss? Some friends I haven't seen in a while.
38. Who was the best new person you met? Hmm...you know, I really don't know. Maybe that guy, Xecutioner or Stryder from the CSS server I play on. I really didn't meet many new people though.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004: Life sucks. Love sucks. YOU sucks.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: No idea.
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