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Thursday, 12 May 2005

Queen

Tomorrow (or today..) is Queen. Perhaps that will make up for the past week or so.
That is all.
Samurai

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile




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Tuesday, 10 May 2005

Once again, the Meme gets it right...





You Are a Peacemaker Soul





You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.

While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.

Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul


Monday, 9 May 2005

Wow...

Go here: http://www.lego.com/starwars/default.aspx

And watch the Lego Star wars movie, it's actually really fucking good :|

Sunday, 8 May 2005

Oh....Rocky!!!

Tonight, on a whim, I went to see a shadow cast performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Fucking awesome it was too.
In case you're wondering what a shadow cast is, it's basically a bunch of people acting out the parts of a movie as the movie is played on screen. It's usually done in a cinema.

Rocky being Rocky, they opened the show with the sacrificing of the Virgins. For those of you who are unaware, a "Virgin" is someone who hasn't seen the show live before (i.e. Me).
They get everyone to stand up who hasn't seen it live and then pick 2 people, a man and a woman. Guess who was to be the lucky chosen one....

So there I am on the stage wondering what the fuck was about to happen next, one of the cast asks me to lie on the floor. Next, they get the woman virgin to straddle me by standing over me. Oh fun. Then 2 of the cast grab my arms and legs and proceed to lift me up and down. A virgin I be no longer. And I've got the T-shirt to prove it. Awesomeness ^_^

The show itself was fucking great, I knew the audience participated, but I never knew just how funny it would be, if you're a fan of Rocky and you have yet to see it live, you've seen nothing, it's fucking amazing.

Of course as I knew 2 of the cast, I had to go to the after show bash at one of the cast's houses. And hence why I only returned home at about 7:15am.
An excellent night was had, and to think it all started on a whim too. There's a lot to be said for being spontaneous.

Saturday, 7 May 2005

*steals*

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.


Stoled from Chaela, originally from here: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html

Friday, 6 May 2005

I got bored.....again....

Well yeah, I did it agian, except this time a little differently...


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That's the same display on both ^_^

Pointless..yes..but you know what? I was bored.