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Monday 27 December 2004

Post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, just so long as it happened.

Then post this to your journal.
See what people remember about you.

Saturday 25 December 2004

Happy <Insert whatever the hell you celebrate in here> everyone!

Here's my christmas gift to you all:

http://www.vikingpasses.com

:)

Tuesday 21 December 2004

Because Random images are fun.

You know how I always preach about firefox? But silly people who are retarded (Listen up most of you americans :P) just go "what's so good about it?" and the prospect of tabs, extensions and security is lost on them?
Well I've found the solution:



It's both amusing and accurate :D

Also, on a trip to the post office today to post random shit, I saw microsoft doing what it does best:



I'm not sure what they displayed on that, but it was for all of the customers to see. Probably just a public notice that Microsoft is rather like I.E. (see above>.

Sunday 19 December 2004

Why I hate America

#1



On the left, a Can of Coke from the USA/Canada. On the right, a Uk/Ireland Can.

US Can size: 355ml
Uk Can size: 330ml

Us Can Price: 60cents (about 31pence)
Uk Can Price: 50Pence (About 96cents)

Note: Prices may vary from region to region.

You can all go to hell for charging so much extra for so much less precious sugar ..|..

Wednesday 8 December 2004

So I'm suddenly very very good at CSS.....

1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Kiss me?
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
5. Take me out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
11. Buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
12. Take me home for the night?
13. Let me sleep in your bed?
14. Sing car karaoke w/ me?
15. Sit in the doctor's office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
18. Think I'm cute, pretty, or hot?
19. Like my style?
20. Think I'm funny?
21. Care about me?
22. Cry if I died?
23. Stop me if I tried to commit suicide?
24. Dance with me?
25. Sing happy birthday to me?
26. Hold my hair back at a party as I'm throwing up due to intoxication?
27. Hold me if I was lonely?
28. Take advantage of me if I was drunk?


And the funny thing? ACK tried to say I was just lucky and was still a newb. Twat.

Thursday 2 December 2004

You know...I haven't had a real update in a long time...

I really haven't. And most of you are the same.
It's like LJ died or something, the only person who updates their LJ regularly is Nozzy.
I remember I used to update daily, I guess it was the novelty of Livejournal or something.
Or maybe someone took over my life and made me forget about it. Maybe.
Or perhaps I just lost interest in it. I don't know, I tend to think too much, overanalyse things and end up thinking the worst.
So lets see, what have I been up to?
Well as you can probably guess, HL2.
HL2 is all kinds of awesome. I've also been playing CSS, it's fun too, but you have to get used to it. I'm not too bad, sort of mid-range now and that's just after like a week of playing it.
But of course, Valve came and fucked that over by releasing HL2DM. You see, it's like being on a drug that just about feeds your addiction, then you get this all new, much stronger drug that blows it out of the water and turns you into some sort of shivering nervous wreck on the first hit.
That is HL2DM.
It's very very good.
For you americans who are too undereducated to figure out what HL2DM means, it stands for Half Life 2 Deathmatch.
Imagine Half life 2 and all the awesomeness that it is, then put real people into it that you can beat up with everything from a filing cabenate to a good 'ol Toilet. Thats right, the wholesome Bog now becomes a weapon that can kill. Instantly.
The sheer novelty of that alone makes it worth playing. Then if you're like me you find that you totally rule on it.
On other news, I now have shrek 2 on my phone. Not a picture, or a song, but the whole movie. On my phone. To watch wherever I like. I now have the best animated movie ever in the palm of my hand at all times.
The incredibles is good. But shrek 2 is better. Puss says so