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Tuesday 24 August 2004

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OMG LYKE IT'S T3H DAY! T3H DAY!!!!
/ME IS GOING TO LEEDS, BABY! LEEEDS! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!
To meet t3h spinky and t3h DB and t3h bart t3h sexxeh kitteh and all that.
And there's burger king. and Pizza. and DB. and Lube. and Lovin'. and more
and wwwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Thursday 19 August 2004

baaaah....

Exam results day.......I want to kill something.

Basiically I didn't do all that great, Got an A in ICT, but that was expected. Got a D in Business and a D in Biology, and I completely failed Chemistry altogether.....
go me...

Wednesday 18 August 2004

blllllllllaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Kushan is in a bad mood, so he thought It would be a good idea to vent his bad moodedness by being witty.

Monday 16 August 2004

I told you so!

I've been saying it for years, but they've finally proven it!

Porn is good for you!


Pornography is good for people, the academic leading a taxpayer-funded study of the subject said yesterday, as the Coalition and Labor traded jibes about an Opposition push to stop online porn reaching home computers. Alan McKee, who with academics Catharine Lumby and Kath Albury is conducting the Understanding Pornography in Australia study, said that a survey of more than 1000 porn-users must be taken into account as Labor considers forcing all internet service providers to automatically filter hardcore porn to protect children.

"The surprising finding was that pornography is actually good for you in many ways," Dr McKee said. "When you look at people who are using it in everyday life, over 90 per cent report it has had a very positive effect." Dr McKee said porn users reported it had taught them "to be more relaxed about their sexuality" and marriages were healthier, while porn made people think about another person's pleasure and made them less judgmental about body shapes.


Article from NEWS.com

It almost makes having 70%of your hard drive filled with the stuff morally sound....almost.....

Sunday 15 August 2004

So I made another one...





j00r pr0n
LJ Username
Hours a day you spend watching pr0n 19
Total spent cleaning up the mess you make $1,298,322.24
Favourite pr0n type Bondage
You also like to watch Scat
Your hard drive is this much full with pr0n - 49%
You secretly want to see this person in a pr0n movie bloodycreep
This cool quiz by Kushan - Taken 2 Times.
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Saturday 14 August 2004

I can't sleep....

So I made a Meme. Enjoy!




Your Inner Nozzy
Name
Age
Favorite Food
People Describe you as A boring bastard
Number of people you will fll in love with this month 50
Number of times you will threatan to Kill yourself 2114
Number of times you will actually Kill yourself You wont
You are a Emo Goth
This fun quiz by Kushan - Taken 1 Times.
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Animalogy
If you were an animal, what would you be?
Cat/Big Cat
Dog
Hamster/Chipmunk/Rabbit
Bear
Cow/Moose
Elephant/Camel
Horse/Deer
Snake/Lizard
Whale/Dolphin/Fish
Amoeba, MUAHAHAAaaaaa!!!
This Poll by Thynameiscow
Click here to view results


Guess which one is most popular :P
Pfft, wannabes....




Your LJ RPG Team
LJ Username
Sex
Favorite Color
Weapon of Choice
Your Partner spinkychan
Your Warrior squall862
The Giggly, Flirtatious Magic User with Big Breasts togey
The Talking Animal grendies
Main Archenemy kaze_ki
Evil Incarnate xbahamutxzerox
This cool quiz by ass_ - Taken 108352 Times.
New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology and Horoscopes

/me steals and laughs manically

1. Pick one thing from my interests list that you like, and explain why. 2. Pick one thing from my interests list that you don't like, and explain why. 3. Pick one thing from my interests list that surprises you, and explain why. 4. Pick one thing from my interests list that you don't understand, and I'll tell you about it. 5. Tell me one thing that's not on my interests list that should be.

Wednesday 11 August 2004

Sorry pete, but I'm just too damn good looking..





Your LJ Perfect Date
LJ Username
Gender
Mood
Choose a random word
Your Perfect Date spinkychan
You have dinner at an Indian restauratn
Afterwards you play video games
Your date asks you why you're undressing
You say this was the best night of my life
Chance you will get lucky - 41%
This Quiz by akasha82 - Taken 105492 Times.
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Tuesday 10 August 2004

Time for an update at long last...

Oh dear fucking GOD I had one of those days yesterday >_<
Firstly I got a call from JM at about 13:00, it went something like this:

Hello, Steven?
Yes?
You know how you're working from 5:30 to 10:30?
Yeeess......
Well...would you like to work again from 11 to 8 in the morning?
...

And so Kushan's day started with a bang....
Later on, while at the first place, I got a nice surprise...
See, I was standing around the car park not doing much when I hear a loud smash. I run down to where it came from only to see some guy had his head in the car window, which was smashed of course. So I shouted at him and he dived into an adjacent car and sped off....

It only occured to me afterwards to take a picture of the car, but by then the owner had drove off, so here's the next best thing

Later on that day, at a different site, part of the roof collapsed....I forgot to take a pic of that >_<

Don't you just love builders?

Sunday 8 August 2004

Ooooohhhhh Neeeeekkkkoooooo! Oh and Daveypookins, take a lookie...





Who will you fuck?
LJ Username
random word
favorite movie
You will have the greatest sex with cheshire_neko
Is the worst sex ever tolly1989
Made you fall asleep toxinv2
You'll go all night blackice912
Secretly wants to fuck you toxinv2
You secretly want to fuck monkeyking098
This cool quiz by thenillbsmiling - Taken 21084 Times.
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Wednesday 4 August 2004

Part of being on Livejournal.com is inevitably gaining a number of LJ buddies. Unfortunately, as time wears on, it's easy to forget where all of them came from. Post this in your journal and have your friends respond with how they recall first 'meeting' you.

Monday 2 August 2004


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Steve
2. Kushan
3. Master

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm cool
2. I'm always right
3. I rule at pissing poeple off who need it

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm pretty big headded at times (see above...and stop thinking dirty things, I meant the UPPER head!)
2. I'm way too shy in real life :\
3. I'm just too cool for my own good :P

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Women
2. Nozzy...oh wait, I already put woemn in...erm...ACK then
3. Wannabe hax0rz

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. Racists
2. Nozzy
3. Big assed questionaiires...

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Women
2. Women
3. Women

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Porn
2. Toilit Tissue
3. Sugar

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Kosaka Yumiko - Eternally Lonely
2. Logos Naki World (Hellsing opening intro song)
3. Fuseijitsu Na Michi No Ue De No Survival (Another Hellsing one)

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Draw
2. Find a NORMAL relationship that doesn't have obscene amounts of complicatedness attached
3. Breathe underwater (I try...oh how I try...)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Downloading Porn
2. Watching Porn
3. Jerking off to Porn

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE:
1. <secret>
2. My uber computer
3. The porn that's currently downloading

THREE COLORS YOU LIKE:
1. Black (Which is technically when there is no colour...)
2. Silver (if it's a real colour)
3. Blue

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. U.S.A. (To slap the following people: Nozzy, Chris, jfk (because he's a baaad penguin) and ACK.)
2. Japan
3. Jamaica (Their accents are the best ever)

THREE THINGS YOU JUST DID TODAY:
1. Downloaded porn
2. Watched Porn
3. Talked to Spinky